To the Fat.....
 

:pissed:....A-hole that stole my stole Twinkie off my desk this morning I hope you find yourself in a diabetic coma and choking on the sweet dough that I was so looking forward to.

HPD has the serial # of the wrapper from off the case that I bought it from at Wal-Mart and if they find you I hope they kick in you fat ^%$, which probably wouldn't hurt you because you so fat from stealing peoples food and your butt is ginormous now.

P.S. you missed a coffee cup full of Gratons from Earls behind my laptop and my scientific calculator in my desk drawer oh and I also have a key to the snack and coke machine on my keychain right next to where you stole my Twinkie from.

LMAO!!!!:rotfl:

LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg!!!!! Lmao!!!!!!!!

Dang!!! That's two terrible thefts in less than 24 hrs....

wish i woulda posted mine in the general section.... we could've compared stories.

This is frickin hilarious! However, the culprit sent in this pic stating that ya have so many how can ya miss just one???



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I need to get in the Gill Net.....


Update, I told my boss about it and he has our company helicopter doing a search of the area.

He also has the company Jet in the air on the way pick up Charles Bronson, Denzell Washington and and an impersonator of Chuck Norris from Vegas to get on this case. I have the "Fall Guys" on back up just in case they can't crack it.

I'll eat my cup of Gratons I had hiding behind my laptop while waiting.

Funny....but that's not my office, I'm much fatter than that and I have on a blue shirt today I also don't have duck tape covering my eyes.

Caint have nothin nice these days.....

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...s-twinkies.jpg
look at that tasty goodness that you missed out on....... hope that crack team of yours finds a clue!!!!!

IDIOTS......I have Charles Bronson, Denzell Washington and an impersonator of Chuck Norris from Vegas on the case. They running a little late because they had to fly around that rain in TX.

Found out the stolen evidence has been alteredAttachment 30335

Search for the frying pan! Kinda like them fried up anyway!

aw come on you guys are getting carried away, but that is some funny stuff right there, i will start a donation for you in hopes that we can get your twinkie replaced