The Redneck and the Gorilla
 

A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was
in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Billy Bob Skidmore,
a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Billy Bob
,
like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Billy Bob was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla
for $500.00?

Billy Bob showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Billy Bob said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper
quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She gotta wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The
keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you cain't never tell no one about this." The keeper
again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Billy Bob said, "I want all the children raised Southern
Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Billy Bob said, "I'll need another week to come up with the
$500.00."


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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raise the chilrens southern baptist!!! That's hilarious!!

Bwahhaha. Dat's a good one....