| Lake Chuck Duck |
03-29-2012 01:54 PM |
Five Rules of Life
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1.. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2.. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
3.. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4.. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5.. Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end. |
| SaltERedneck |
03-29-2012 01:57 PM |
pahahaahahh on #5.
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#6. Never trust a fart after a hard night of drinking and a sonic breakfast
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| DUCKGOGETTER |
03-29-2012 02:20 PM |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| T-Bone |
03-29-2012 02:41 PM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dink
(Post 411857)
#6. Never trust a fart after a hard night of drinking and a sonic breakfast
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Or ya might SHORT ya self! :puke: |
| Lake Chuck Duck |
03-29-2012 02:46 PM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by T-Bone
(Post 411880)
Or ya might SHORT ya self! :puke:
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SHORT yourself is what "W" does, I believe you are thinking SHART. |
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