Cool pilot story
 

******** Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess,
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******** "Will you marry me?"............The princess said, "No!"
******** And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all
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******** over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged
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******** big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to
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******** topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner
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******** German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard *****ing and never
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******** paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate
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******** cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts
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******** and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends
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******** and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of
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******** money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........
******** The end.

Son sent me one a while back. Something about shaved something or others and rear ends.


Can't post it. Funny as hell.