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As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
The Dr. was quite embarrassed when performing female
pelvic exams... To cover his embarrassment
he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing the Dr.
He looked up from his work and sheepishly said. . .
I'm sorry. Was I tickling you? '
She replied with tears running down
her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .

' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .
' I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener . '