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Beastmaster 06-08-2013 11:09 PM

Women on long boat rides...
 
This one's a doozey.

My girlfriend and I have booked a full day of fishing with a charter company out of Lafitte. A couple of weeks after we booked the trip, she asked me if there would be a restroom on the boat. Uuuuh.... I had never considered this. Obviously there will not be as we are fishing in shallow water and will be on a small vessel. Certain natural cycles are also a concern... Are there any charter captains out there with advice about this. :help:

Gasper Master 06-08-2013 11:31 PM

have the capt look the other way and she can hang that A$$ over the boat a let er rip!!!

FF_T_Warren 06-09-2013 01:59 AM

Yep that's how we roll fishing. They'll get over it and go eventually when they can't hold it anymore

Jadams 06-09-2013 04:18 AM

Mine either use the livewell r 5 gal bucket and husband can hold up towel funniest one I had a chic during flounder run hit about 25 needed 40 and she gotta go boats stacked every. 40 yds in channel give her a bucket she gets between the console and lean post to use it.. Guy holds towel across one side of console everything goes good till she goes to stand up... She hits the horn on my console.... Startles ol boy he drops the towel and quite a few got a show lol wasn't a bad site though

meaux fishing 06-09-2013 01:53 PM

Can't remember who told me but they had a chick drop a deuce in their livewell. So be careful about that one Jared...

Bdub 06-09-2013 01:57 PM

Yup a bucket or hang the *** over the boat lol.
Brought my mom out with me once and she had to go, she said "Cant I just go back here and u can pull the plug when we go? That's what ur dad used to do!" Hah noooooo mom no thanks.

"W" 06-09-2013 02:04 PM

We were cast netting shrimp last fall behind the weirs and boats were stacked up..this girl said i have to piss.. so she pissed on the floor of her husbands boat and said get a bucket and wash

jchief 06-09-2013 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meaux fishing (Post 591203)
Can't remember who told me but they had a chick drop a deuce in their livewell. So be careful about that one Jared...

;)

RedXCross 06-10-2013 04:14 AM

let her go over the side of the boat and when you here it going, ask" Hey, Yall been catching them bruh"

swamp snorkler 06-10-2013 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jadams (Post 591064)
Mine either use the livewell r 5 gal bucket and husband can hold up towel funniest one I had a chic during flounder run hit about 25 needed 40 and she gotta go boats stacked every. 40 yds in channel give her a bucket she gets between the console and lean post to use it.. Guy holds towel across one side of console everything goes good till she goes to stand up... She hits the horn on my console.... Startles ol boy he drops the towel and quite a few got a show lol wasn't a bad site though


Pics or it didn't happen:smokin:


To the OP....
Some larger bay boats have a head in the center console.

Backwards Kid's Mom 07-13-2013 08:21 PM

Red solo cup.... :))

simplepeddler 07-13-2013 08:33 PM

Cheap Poncho and the 5 gallon bucket

Seadonist 07-22-2013 03:03 PM

5 gallon bucket, but when she asks you what to do when she's finished, and you tell her to throw it over board, just make sure that she knows that you mean the piss and not the whole bucket...

jpeff31787 07-22-2013 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seadonist (Post 608200)
5 gallon bucket, but when she asks you what to do when she's finished, and you tell her to throw it over board, just make sure that she knows that you mean the piss and not the whole bucket...


LMAO sounds like you've experienced this before?

Seadonist 07-22-2013 03:59 PM

Yessir!

scooch 09-14-2013 03:27 PM

As a fisherwoman I just hang it over the side. I'm not about to get off the fish to act all modest about taking care of mother nature. Contrary to what the girlfriend believes, guys out fishing are not really interested in seeing a womens naked body, if that was what they wanted they could just go to the closest strip club or home for that matter. If she is that worried about it she may not make the greatest fishing partner.:grinpimp:

Cappy 10-06-2013 10:04 AM

One of my best investments was a cheap folding potty chair at academy. Like a typical folder with a hole in it. it came with plastic bowl bags but it fits perfect over a 5 gallon bucket, has a back and I gotta say is quite comphy. I found dat out one morning when the coffee and sausage biscuits kicked in. Da wife uses a big Purple sheet for a wrap around and loves the comfort of the thing. Go all day never see a soul get her to drop panties and sit wrapped in a big purple sheet here comes a party barge loaded with kids. Never fails ole Murphy always strikes.

swampman46 10-17-2013 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scooch (Post 627194)
Contrary to what the girlfriend believes, guys out fishing are not really interested in seeing a womens naked body

...of course not...we will all look the other way. :D

newguy 10-17-2013 12:19 PM

go buy a folding chair with the plastic seat, cut out a hole with a dremel and bring a bucket to place underneath it. A cheap poncho and there you have it, a customized bathroom for the old' lady. just make sure you make it seem like a really big deal to her, that you had this laid out plan in her best interests...might be worth it to you.:D (it would at least be worth a shot)

newguy 10-17-2013 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seadonist (Post 608200)
5 gallon bucket, but when she asks you what to do when she's finished, and you tell her to throw it over board, just make sure that she knows that you mean the piss and not the whole bucket...

^^^THIS^^^


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