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New Saints QB???? Oldie but goodie

The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. [SIZE=4]
[/SIZE][SIZE=4]The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
[/SIZE][SIZE=4]colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
[/SIZE][SIZE=4]ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.[/SIZE][SIZE=4]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
[/SIZE][SIZE=4]100 yards away.[/SIZE][SIZE=4]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]KABOOM![/SIZE][SIZE=4]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.[/SIZE][SIZE=4]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]KA-BLOOEY![/SIZE][SIZE=2]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.[/SIZE][SIZE=4]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]BULLS-EYE![/SIZE][SIZE=4]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"[/SIZE][SIZE=4]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Saints go on to win the Super Bowl.[/SIZE][SIZE=4]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4] The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.[/SIZE][SIZE=4]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"[/SIZE][SIZE=4]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"[/SIZE][SIZE=4]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."[/SIZE][SIZE=4]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts.[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
[/SIZE][SIZE=2]
[/SIZE][SIZE=4]"At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" [/SIZE][SIZE=2]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to New Orleans .[/SIZE][SIZE=2]
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good one I had never heard it

haha I never heard that one either, that's about right though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dink (Post 68257)

The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. [SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]100 yards away.[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]KABOOM![/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]KA-BLOOEY![/SIZE][SIZE=2]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]BULLS-EYE![/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Saints go on to win the Super Bowl.[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4] The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=4]"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts.[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE][SIZE=2]
[/SIZE][SIZE=4]"At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" [/SIZE][SIZE=2]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to New Orleans .[/SIZE][SIZE=2]
[/SIZE]

:*****:

its funny because its true