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davethefish1 10-30-2009 04:41 PM
Before And After
 
Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

bay_slayer 11-02-2009 04:03 PM
I let my wife read this...............and she hit me........***

longsidelandry 11-02-2009 04:06 PM
lol I like that

PUREBAY2200 11-02-2009 04:44 PM
i aint even married and thats damn funny!!!


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