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shrky57 07-24-2013 11:23 AM

Helga's Cruise Ship Diary
 
Helga's Cruise Ship Diary

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip.

It will be my first one, - and I can't wait
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice, handsome man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink ship! I was shocked.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 2600 lives.


Twice.

jkcckc2002 07-25-2013 10:27 AM

lol something was going down!

breambuster 07-25-2013 10:46 AM

Or someone..... :*****:

swamp snorkler 07-25-2013 11:11 AM

Pahahahahahahah

BIGV 07-25-2013 11:15 AM

Good Samaritan!


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