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FishBone 11-05-2009 11:26 AM

My New Truck
 
I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned it to the dealer yesterday because I
couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Aga in' came from the speakers.

Then he said, ' Ray Charles!' and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new
truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, '*** Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of the United States.

Damn I love this truck......

Jordan 11-05-2009 11:30 AM

*****

cabwiz2 11-05-2009 12:24 PM

My kind of truck. lol

cajunman 11-05-2009 10:41 PM

:*****:

longsidelandry 11-05-2009 10:42 PM

:*****::*****::*****:

jpeff31787 11-06-2009 03:31 PM

niiice


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