Dangerous Food
 

The lecturer was rambling on about danger inherent in food: Meat was poison, as was fish, water had germs… he spotted an old man, bored and half asleep. He pointed to him and asked: “ You sir, can you tell me what it is that most of us eat one time or another that eventually kills us?”
He replied: “ Wedding cake!”

ha ha! I can't laugh too loud cause my wife is looking at me. lol