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BassAssasin 02-12-2014 03:15 PM

Spiders
 
Stories about children and their views of the world are always touching.


A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders
of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,then lifted
her foot and stomped them flat.

'Well," she said, "that may be OK in California ,but we're not having
any of that **** in Oklahoma ."

Jcredeur 02-12-2014 11:32 PM

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmao!!!


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BassYakR 02-13-2014 07:40 AM

hahaha!

jpeff31787 02-13-2014 09:17 AM

lmao that's retarded!


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