How to predict a TSA pat down
 

Sure bet.

DAYUM!!!!!

Yeah, I can see it now.

"Ma'am, we're going to need you to step into this room."

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I needs ya check ya @&$hole

I can see the supervisor being called in for a second pat down and maybe a cavity search.

if ali-baba was there with a towel on his head sweating like crazy and looking real nervous they would just wave him through without any check

The things I would do lol

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