Albert Einstein
 

Albert Einstein was born March 14, 1879.
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> He would be 130 if he were alive today.
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> Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.
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> At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.
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> He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
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> This came to be known as...
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> Einstein's "Theory of Relative Titty" :eek:
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> Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff. I receive it from my warped friends and then post it on here. It beats the political crap.:*****:

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