Getting Wiser
 

The older we get the wiser we become. Last week I Took down our Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our candy-*** Neighborhood Watch. Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black ISIS flag in the center. Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and we're saving $49.95 a month.

Your guest, anyone you work with or speak with or text on the phone will be safer too.

Heck ya, you got a 2 billion dollar satalite watching over you, wish I would of thought of that!!!