My wife called me earlier today and she was laughing so hard she could hardly talk. Seems her SIL has family member in La. that has a child with down's syndrome. The child is older and stays home without supervision.
The father gets a phone call yesterday from the child screaming into the phone that there is a troll in the house and that he has captured it in his closet. The dad tries to tell him that there is no such thing as trolls, but he would hear of no such. So the dad leaves work and hurries home to discover the son has pushed all the furniture in his bedroom in front of the closet door. The dad moves all the furniture away from the door and discovers a midget in the closet. Turns out that the guy works for the census bureau.
LMAO I would put my hand on a bible and swear this to be true!
One question though. Does "W" work for the census bureau?
