You know a lot of things can happen when alcohol and explosives inter-mingle so, we need to post all the safety items that will help ensure we all still have all of our fingers come Monday morning!
I got this one from Walton and Johnson yesterday morning...
Prior to sticking a bottle rocket in a cat's butt, make sure it is thoroughly declawed!
I almost had a wreck when I heard that!
Seriously, be safe fellas and remember that some fuses burn faster than others!