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Add in a local singles paper

A Lonely Widow!!!!
Husband Wanted
Must be in my age Group (70,s)
Must not Beat Me
Must not run around on me
And Must Still Be Good In Bed
All Applicants Apply In Person

On the 2 Day She heard the Doorbell , She opened the Door to see a Grayhaired Gentleman Sitting in a Wheel Chair
He Had No Arm's or Leg's
Your not Really asking me to Consider you are ,, YOU
Just look at you, No leg's The Gentleman Smiled "Therefore I cannot Run around on You
You Have No Arm,s Either She Snorted!
AgainThe Gentleman Smiled " Therefore I can Never beat You!!!
She Raised An Eyebrow and Asked Intently are you still Good In Bed

The Old man leaned Back and Beamed a Big Smile and Said
I Rang The Door Bell Didn't I!!!!