I played ball in college with a Cajun guy named Jacques. We were out at a bar one night on the dance floor and a fat girl came up and started dancing in front of him. He looked at her and said "Nah, I gotta bad wheel" and limped off the floor holding his leg.
Unfortunately that's about the only Jacques-ism I can post on a public forum. The rest would be mainly asterisks. That was one funny mofo.
