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> >A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
> >mother asks if he had done his chores.
> >
> >"Not yet," said the little boy.
> >[]
> >
> >His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
> >
> >Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens,
> >and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a
> >cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in
> >for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
> >
> >"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk
> >in my cereal?" he asks.
> >
> >"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
> >any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
> >bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you
> >aren't getting any milk."
> >
> >Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
> >halfway across the kitchen.
> >
> >The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You
> >gonna tell him or can I?"