Dont laugh too much guys....but my personal best on big lake is probably the all time lake record... It was about 5 or 6 years ago...cant and dont want to remember. It was about 9:30 at night and me and two of my buddies was hanging out under the lights behind the old ice house catchin a few flounder with the speck and red thrown in. they both passed out in the truck and I sat on the rocks and caught a few more I kept hearing someone holler every once in a while. I eventually saw a boat drifting my way with a chick in it. I hollered back at her and got her attention her man had left her tied up at a launch to go get some beer and boat came untied and she had no idea how anything in a boat worked. SO she was just floating toward the jetties. I told my drunk buddies to drive up to the launch at the ferry crossing and I was gonna jump in and drive this chick back up there. Well I jumped in swam over and drove her up to launch....NO truck or trailer. I asked if she was at the right place and she explained it to a tee. So i guess she was right...Of course my buddies didn't show cause they were passed out so we sat at fery crossing for about three hours getting DRUNK and laughin about the situation. Things got interesting and the longer we sat there the madder she got at her boyfriend for leavin and the friendler she was getting with me. Next thing I know we are drifting again and she is on my lap with a hand full of my crotch and I somehow had a small amount of her tity in my mouth. OH>>>I FORGOT to tell you guys she weighed about 299 and im being VERY generous with that weight. We eventually got neked and did our business on the deck of the boat. And with her laying on the deck it was COVERED no carpet in sight. About the time we pulled back up her man pulled up all scared she had floated away and drown....litlle did he know. But she acted PISSED at him, he was apologizing the whole time he loaded the boat and she would look back at me and just laugh. But hey who cares. My buddies showed up and saw her and gave me hell about it for years. And they tell everyone I own the lake record. And I feel I probably do.
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