Leave me alone!
Husband:
Oh, come on.
Wife:
Leave me alone!
Husband:
It won't take long.
Wife:
I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband:
I can't sleep without it.
Wife:
Why do you think of things
like this in the middle of the night?
Husband:
Because I'm Hot.
Wife:
You get hot at the darndest times.
Husband:
If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife:
If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband:
You don't love me anymore.
Wife:
Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband:
Please...come on
Wife:
Alright, I'll do it.
Husband:
What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife:
I can't find it.
Husband:
Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife:
There! Are you satisfied?
Husband:
Oh, yes.
Wife:
Is it up far enough?
Husband:
Oh, that's good.
Wife:
Now go to sleep, and from
now on when you want the window open,
do it yourself.
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