Haircut
[SIZE=4]A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?[/SIZE][SIZE=6]
[/SIZE][SIZE=4]The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'[/SIZE][SIZE=6]
[/SIZE][SIZE=4]The guy left.[/SIZE][SIZE=6]
[/SIZE][SIZE=4]A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy left.[/SIZE][SIZE=6]
[/SIZE][SIZE=4]A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'[/SIZE][SIZE=6]
[/SIZE][SIZE=4]A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
[/SIZE]The[SIZE=6][/SIZE]barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up,[SIZE=6][/SIZE]wiped the tears from his eyes and said,[SIZE=6]
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[/SIZE][SIZE=7]'Your house!'[/SIZE]
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