[Andy C]

[SIZE=2]After their 11th child, an [/SIZE][SIZE=2]Alabama[/SIZE][SIZE=2] couple decided that was enough, as they [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]could not afford a larger bed. [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2]So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]cousin didn't want to have any more children. [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2]The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]alternative, said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,(fireworks [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]are legal in [/SIZE][SIZE=2]Alabama[/SIZE][SIZE=2] ) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]can up to your ear and count to 10.' [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=2]The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]ear is going to help me.' [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=2]'Trust me,' said the doctor. [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=2]So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=2]He held the can up to his ear and began to count! [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=2]'1' [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]'2' [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]'3' [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]'4' [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]'5' [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=2]( you'll love this...) [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=2]At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]continued counting on his other hand. [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=2]This procedure also works in [/SIZE][SIZE=2]Tennessee[/SIZE][SIZE=2] , [/SIZE][SIZE=2]Kentucky[/SIZE][SIZE=2] , [/SIZE][SIZE=2]Louisiana[/SIZE][SIZE=2] , [/SIZE][SIZE=2]Arkansas[/SIZE][SIZE=2] , [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2][/SIZE][SIZE=2]Mississippi[/SIZE][SIZE=2] , parts of Georgia, [/SIZE][SIZE=2]Missouri[/SIZE][SIZE=2] , [/SIZE][SIZE=2]West Virginia[/SIZE][SIZE=2] ,and all of [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][/SIZE][SIZE=2]Washington[/SIZE][SIZE=2][/SIZE][SIZE=2]DC[/SIZE][SIZE=2] . [/SIZE]