Horse trading
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'When I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape.' Larry said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....
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