[eman]

In a small church, the devil swoops in throwing fire all around the room. All the people run out of the church.

One little old man just sits quietly watching.

The devil tires of trying to scare the him and perches on the rail in front of him. He asks why the man seems totally unafraid.

The old man says, "I ain't scared of you, I was married to your sister for 50 years.