GOTTA PEE
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gottenover-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped inthe cemetery.One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take offher panties and use them.Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties anddid not want to ruin them.She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreathwith a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normallysweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned theother husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'mstarting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!''That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a cardstuck to her butt that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station.We'll never forget you.''
