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> Boudreaux and Trosclair were a couple of drinking buddies who
> worked as aircraft mechanics at de Bayou Teche, Louisiana, International Airport.

> *One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with
> nothing to do.

> Boudreaux say, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'

> Trosclair say, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink de jet fuel and
> get a buzz.'

> So dey pour demselves a couple o glasses o high octane gas and get
> completely smashed.

> De next morning Boudreaux wake hissef up and is surprise at how good
> he feel.

> In fact he feel GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nuttin!

> Den de phone ring. It's Trosclair. Trosclair say, 'Hey, how you are dis
> mornin' ?'

> Boudreaux say, 'Man, I feel great, how bout you?'

> Trosclair say, 'I feel great, too. You dun' have a hangover?'

> Boudreaux say, 'No dat jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nuttin'. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3] >We ought to do dis more often..'

> Trosclair say, ' Yeah, well dey's just one ting.'

> 'Wha's dat?'

> 'Have you farted yet?'

> 'No.'

> 'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Shreveport !'[/SIZE]