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Old 12-19-2011, 07:46 AM
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Default Wild Turkey

This kid is walking down the road with a wild turkey under his arm. The game warden approaches him and says “hey kid what are you doing with that turkey?” The kid says what turkey? The game warden says; look your being smart with me so whatever you do to that turkey I’m gonna do to you. If you break his leg I’m gonna break yours; if you break his wing I’m gomma break your arm. Now what are you gonna do with the turkey? The kid looks and the turkey for a moment and looks at the game warden and says; well I guess I’m gonna kiss his butt and let him go!
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