RMG
Today we salute you Mr. Townhouse Titanic Trawler….
Some anglers find glory in hauling in a limit of specks, others in reds, but you look for those big nasties (30 lbs on a 15 boga!!!)
Armed with a 12 foot trawl and 86 mercury you take on the seas in your “titanic” at 2.5mph bearing due west….. east bound and down!
(Iceberg motha fuggga)
Only you can tailgate the townhouse ball, the courthouse, and dollar general ball in pur D fashion
(Does camo match my corsage)
Who needs a truck….Got a problem with it?? Meet me at the Townhouse bawl…. I got a butchers knife and quickdraw holster for it……….. (ooooooooooooohhhhhhh cum get sum!)
You live your life with a simple code: finders keepers, losers weeper.
(what a bunch of fanny bag toting fairies)
Sure people may mock you, but who’s holding 50+ pounds of meat and enough worms to go perch jerking in the mernin.
(Ohhhh I really love some sacs!!!)
Sooo crack open an ice cold bud light O Titan of theTitanic Trawler….. we’d praise you for you fishing abilities and class but “momma” beat us to it. (Thanks momma!)
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