About 8 or 9 years ago, my buddie's friend was coming from Lafayette to Houma and wanted to do some Bayou Black bass fishing. My buddy called me up to act as somewhat of a guide for them. The next day we get on the water and as we fish, I decide for once I'm not driving the boat and decide to start tossing them back. After a long day and a few fish we decide to crank up and head back to the landing. Before we start moving, I told him hang on I've got to piss. I go to the back of the boat and put one hand on the motor, whip out my junk, and begin draining.. Just then a crab boat pulls up behind us. (at this point there is no return, just keep on taking care of my business) I tell the driver to ease it into forward to move out of the crabbers way and (BaaaaDussssh!!!) I'm in the water with junk in hand...
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