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[SIZE=4]An Aggie leaves College Station to go on vacation in Louisiana and decides he wants a pair of alligator boots but is reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.

"I'll just catch my own alligator," he tells one shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of boots for free."

He stomps out of the store and heads for the swamp.

Later, as the shopkeeper drives home, he spots the Aggie standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.

He takes aim and shoots the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watches in amazement as he struggles to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators are lined up.

"Oh, no," the Aggie shouts in dismay. "This one isn't wearing any boots either!"
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