Alright after those laughs I'll have to bite.
One night with friends over I made some smartass comment. She made everyone laugh saying " keep it up and I'll cut you off" not to have one up on me I replied " you can't, you don't know where I'm getting it.
last year my sweet wife got diet crazy. After 3 months she had dropped 30lbs and was looking damn good. I told her one night I needed to get off my butt and lose 20 or so. Being a sweetheart she told me no you don't you look fine. I figure I'd pay her a compliment and told her. Heck no baby, I'm not gunna be the fat dude married to the hot chic.
She replied, what where you before? backfire.....
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