The teacher
The teacher asks her class
to use the word "contagious" in a sentence. Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Johnny jumps up and says, "On the way to school we saw a truck full of oranges roll over... and my Dad said it would take the poor cont-agious to pick them all up!"
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