that kinda reminds me of a story. One day I was mowing grass for one of my customers, A big 4' long snake slithered out of one of the flower beds. My customer was sitting on the porch,so I hollered at him to come take a look. He ran and got his rifle. when he rounded the corner with his gun, the snake started trying to get away. I then proceeded to move back and forth to cut him off so My customer could get a clear shot. As soon as my customer got next to me, the snake shot up under my mower deck. Unfortunately, my customer was right in the path of the grass shoot. It made the most awful meat slapping sound as it severed his head and sent it flying about 30 yards across the yard. The rest of the body was slung like hamburger all over my customer. All over his overalls,in his shirt pocket,on his glasses. It was funny and disgusting at the same time. He almost vomited on the spot before he could shower and change. We still get a good laugh about it every once in a while.
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