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Old 08-01-2013, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by simplepeddler View Post
I have a philosophy on that............I think a buddy of mine came up with this in a drug induced state of thought........

If you die at 1 then 1 year was 100% of your life

If at 100 then the last year is 1% of your life.......thus making life pass faster.........

So get all the poonany you can
Sounds like some BS my cousin would say. Dude is a failure at life, but when he hits the pipe, NASA is calling to ask him for help!

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Never pass up a piece of a$$ cause you'll never make that one up!!!
Not completely true.... When I first met my old lady we were banging in the truck on my grandpas hay field when my VFD got a fire call. I pulled out and headed to the station. Fought the fire with the condom still on and finished up in our pumper once everyone left the station!!

But thinking about it now, if I didn't leave for the fire I could have hit it twice. So your philosophy does hold water. +1 Tim!
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