Had a buddy that had irritable bowel syndrom and he could pinch a loaf in a half of a second! Needless to say, when he says i got to go.....you don't have much time! Well, 3 of us are in a blind and he is in the middle and the infamous line "I got to go!" comes up. Well, we scramble to get him out of the blind and point him in a direction to go. He travels about 30-40 yards away andtakes care of his business. He travels back and we are like, "did you step in it? must be down wind! It was teh worst smell ever! Well, we travel back adn cant get rid of the smell! When he went to pop a squat, he left his loaf in his waders and rolled it back up and in!!!! We cried laughing and almost threw up! It was the funniest thing i have seen!
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