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Old 09-16-2013, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Duck Butter View Post
No Mr 6 trout catching guide You are going to have to actually fish this month and find the trout out of their 'normal' patterns

3-5 months is a long time away


How many times did you complain to your customers about the wiers?


customers:
'Mr., what about this '25 or bust'

W to his customers:
'bruh, if these wiers was open we would be catching limits in an hour'

customers:
'we don't care bout that, we just want to catch fish'

W:
'look bros, we only fish artificial on this boat cuz I can't throw a castnet and i refuse to buy live shrimp and I refuse to go to Sabine. All my logbooks say the fish should be here this time of year so we are going to fish here'

customers:
'can't we go catch redfish or something?'

W:
'naw brah, redfish are an inferior species of fish, only people who can't catch trout try to catch redfish'

customers:
'well sir, you are apparently one of those 'people who can't catch trout'

Thanks a lot, butthole......I just spit tea all over my keyboard!!!! I respect good humor, but, under the circumstances.....this is super hilarious and it's almost like you were on that boat.
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