Little Johnny
Little Johnny and his Dad were at an auction looking to buy a horse for their farm.
As his Dad looked over the horse, Johnny watched with great interest. His father ran his hands all over the animal, up and down its legs, all over its rump and under her belly.
"Whatchya doin' Pa?" askes Johnny.
"I'm giving her a good look over Johnny, if we're gonna buy her I need to be sure she's in good shape."
"Oh, OK" Johnny seemed to be satisfied with that answer.
"Um, Dad?" said little Johnny after a brief silence.
"Yes Johnny?"
"It just occured to me that the UPS guy might want to buy Mom."
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