[CatDaddy]

Two businessmen in
Florida were
sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new
store. As yet,
the store wasn't ready, with only a few
shelves set
up. One said to the other, "I bet any
minute now some senior is
going to walk by, put his face to the window,
and ask what
we're selling.

No sooner were the words out of his mouth
when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to
the window, had a peek,
and in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically
"We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said,
"You're doing well. Only two left."