A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes,
but couldn't seem
to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll,
she came upon a gentleman neighbor
who had the most
beautiful garden
full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen,
"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentlemen responded,
"Well, twice a day
I stand in front
of my tomato garden
naked in my trench coat and flash them.
My tomatoes turn red
from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed;
she decided to try
doing the same thing
to her tomato garden
to see if it would work.
So twice a day for two weeks
she flashed her garden
hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out?
Did your tomatoes turn red?"
No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
