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Originally Posted by Goooh
Dude, you ever snag a pinky toe in one of them side holes?
Let me replay the situation real quick... Crock grips the deck, foot is slick from sweat (they make duck butter under the foot), foot keeps going while the crock stays planted, pinky toe squeaks through a hole and bends to about 116° from the direction you're walking, throw crocks away, go fill out a will.
Plus, crocks are birth control. They were created by the governed as a form of eugenics, it's how they keep us southern folks from reproducing...
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No but they got me 7 stitches few years back, they were so wore out I stepped out of truck on boat ramp and feet let ground