I don't fish very much these days.....just doesn't turn my crank like it used too.
I'm just as content staying at the camp and cooking for the guys that are out fishing. I take pride in watching everyone enjoy my cooking.
I love to hunt.... as duck hunting is my favorite, I will hunt any game.
I like to bow hunt but enjoy shooting my bow in the yard just as much.
I will be making my first bow fishing trip ever on Big Lake very soon.
I will fish with live bait... I'm not scared. Will even sit on a five gallon bucket while fishing with live bait.
I once had a few too much to drink during a poker game one night at the camp and woke up to an excruciating pain in my ankle.....only to find out that my "buddies" had strapped a shock collar around my ankle and was having their way with me....
I have set the clock forward two hours at the camp and woke everyone up screaming that we over slept....then just sit back and drink a cup of coffee to watch everyone running around loading their boats and get motors cranked, etc..... then I politely smile and tell them that it's 3am, not 5am...
When I was 18 years old me and few friends pitched in $20 a piece to see who could take home the biggest chic at "Miss Kitties".... I won!! This girl was so big she drove a van and told me she didn't want to lay in the water bed because they are too hard to get out of.....
I spent all of my winnings at K&B buying stuff to get rid of the "crabs"
I can tell you a story about a one legged, midget, Indian stripper in Oklahoma while I was traveling through but then it would have to be moved to the Gill Net.....
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