Yo Mama So Ugly
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
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