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Originally Posted by swamp snorkler
This is my favorite thread on SC!
So why is crab homeless? Do you pay him?
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Thanks!
Crab is homeless because every time he gets money he spends all the money on beer. I do pay him, not alot, but we give him 2 bucks an hour, which is good for here. Usually I pay him on Saturday, he is wasted Sunday and Money and starts back with us on Tuesday. BUT, last week, I paid him, I think it was like 120 bucks, and he spent 110 in beer, and 10 dollars in lottery tickets. He hit the jackpot and won 3000 bucks (jackpots here aren't quite like the states). So he spent all last week drunk in the chair and bought shoes for various women in the neighborhood and didn't work last week. He ran out of money last Friday and Saturday was back at sanding
I don't think there's much hope....