How to piss off your hunting buddy who owns a ribbon dog.
This method works particularly well if the dog is having an "off" day and the owner is very upset with ribbon dog.
Step 1-Wait until your buddy has blown his whistle and thrown hand signals for 5 minutes trying to get Ribbon Dog to pick up bird on the edge of the decoys. Best delivered when the owners anger and frustration are optimum.
Step-2 Throw a shotgun shell for the dog to mark the duck.
Step-3 Dog retrieves duck.
Step-4 Tell dog owner, "see that was easy didn't even need hand signals"
Step-5 absorb the full hatred and disgust your hunting partner may unleash upon you.
Step-6 Find a new hunting buddy with ribbon dog and start over at step 1.
There you go, that's how you convert a ribbon dog 1 shotgun shell at a time.
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