boudreaux and the ballerina
A big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in
Mamou. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to
all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man out there will buy
a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end of
the bar, was Boudreaux, a skinny little Cajun, who was VERY drunk.
Boudreaux slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina a drink!"
Thibodeaux, the bartender, a close friend of Boudreaux's, poured the
drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them,
revealing her hairy armpit, and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a
drink?"
Once again, Boudreaux slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give
dat Ballerina anudder drink!"
Thibodeaux finally approached Boudreaux and said, "Boudreaux mah
frien', I know it's your bidness, of course, if you want to buy dat lady a
drink, but how come you keep callin' her a Ballerina?"
Boudreaux replied, "Thibodeaux....to me, any woman who can lift her
leg dat high, got to be a Ballerina!"
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