Ok, it's time to come clean. All this foolishness you post everyday is a conspiracy with Salty Cajun management to produce more activity on the site. That's the only logical explanation.
On a side note. I'd like to do a science experiment to substantiate the claim that your wife and teens put you up to extending this gracious offer. I want to test my hypothesis that you actually came up with this idea on your own. I believe the basis of this idea is to demonstrate to all of us your exceptional skill of shameless self promotion.
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