A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband out to the garage & put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly & removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, STOP! You're not going to cut it off are you? The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
