Oh my head... Not from the beer, from the coffee table.
My wife rearranged the furniture in the living room for the Christmas tree.
I hit the couch and fell on a glass coffee table. I can tell you that my head
is not hard enough to break a glass coffee table. I have the lump to prove it.
Then I found the Christmas tree, in the dark.. It is totaled. I wonder if my
homeowners insurance will cover it. I got a few scratches and cuts from that
one too.
2 parties down, 2 more to go. I might not drink Sat. night. I will be a respectable
member of society.
Normally I can spell good. But my fingers just don't work good when they have
held too many beers.
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